"I don't feel like celebrating" (Anniversary Special)

"Hugs and kisses aren't enough" (Toronto)

"I'm writing this stark naked" (Montréal)

"Mr. Sexy wears a thong" (Moncton)

"I need adventure" (Kitchener)

"Kissed by a wet donkey" (Saskatoon)

"We only want each other for the kissing" (Toronto)

"Atomic fart blasts" (Halifax)

"Hottie Hunter" (Victoria)

"Mr. Sexy Legs" (Vancouver)

"A burning furnace of hatred" (Victoria)

"I thought my mom was an alien" (Toronto)

"I love oral hygiene" (Fredericton)

🇨🇦 “The Great White North” (Canada Day special)

"How dirty are you?" (Montréal)

"The worst mistake of my whole entire life" (Edmonton)

"My hormones were flying" (Regina)

"Mom, put on some clothes!" (Calgary)

"Puberty has taken her" (Montréal)

"Let the devil take my soul" (Winnipeg)